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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Stan: Come on, Francine! Watch me blow it's head off! (In car) DIE! DIE!... So that you may know peace. Francine: How's everyone's French toast? Stan: Smelly and ungrateful, but this American toast is delicious. Lindsay: Hey, Jewel, Steve here's gonna set you up on a date. Steve: Jewel, I'd like you to meet my friends. Toshi: Godzilla! (Everyone runs away) (Francine lying down inside the "Dave Chappelle Freakout Tent") Stan: Don't worry, I'm leaving. I just wanted you to be safe. (Francine vomits on Stan) You're the best thing that ever happened to me and I took it for granted. I'm just happy... (Francine vomits on Stan again) ... uh, that I got the privilege to be with you for the time that I did. (Francine vomits on Stan again) Okay, my shoes are full. I better go now. I love you, Francine. It's a little late, but... (With tears in his eyes) ... happy anniversary. (Francine remembering the raccoon saying, in an English accent, "remember...") Francine: Stan? Stan: Francine? Francine: Stan, it was so weird, and I was alone and confused. And there was this raccoon, and I knew who I was again. Stan: Oh, Francine, thank God. I love you. Francine: I love you, too, Stan. (Francine & Stan kiss, Francine vomits in Stan's mouth, Stan spits it out) Stan: That was gross. I still love you. (Stan opens front door and flips light switch, Francine throws plate at wall next to him, angrily) Stan: Oh, good, you're up. I, uh, have a very special anniversary surprise for you -- your favorite song, sung by America's sweetheart -- Whitney Houston. Whitney: Come on, daddy. I, I need my fix. Stan: Remember the deal, Whitney. First you sing, then you get your precious cocaine. Whitney: How dare you?! Do you think I would... ? (Stan waves bag of cocaine in front of her) Whitney: (Singing) No matter what they take from me, they can't take away my dignity... (Dives in an attempt to get cocaine from Stan, falls flat on her face on floor) Stan: Happy anniversary, sweetheart. Francine: (Grabs bag of cocaine) Come on, Whitney -- go get it. (Throws bag of cocaine out the front door, Whitney crawls out to get it) Francine: You know what? If you don't get why this day is so important to me, then I guess you never will! Stan: Sweetie, I made a mistake. Can't you take a page from that bitch Hilary Clinton and just let it go? Stan: (Watching Sesame Street) Shoot him! Shoot him! Elmo: Hahaha! Big Bird, just share it [a cookie] with Cookie Monster. Stan: Don't trust him! He just pretends to eat cookies, but he never swallows anything! (Trying to get Francine to remember Stan) Francine: I feel like we've met before. Stan: Nope, this is the first time, Francine. Francine: What? Stan: Nothing. Stick of your favorite gum? Francine: What? Stan: Nothing. |
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