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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Klaus: You know what looks good to me? Francine bent over that sink. Francine: Klaus, calm down. CIA Man #1: Hey, wanna get baked and ride the escalators at the mall? CIA Man #2: Do I! (Stan gets up from hot tub naked) Greg: Take a picture, why don't you? Terry: I was being polite. It'd be rude not to look. Terry: Actually, Greg married once. Greg: I was confused. Is that why you're here, Stan? Are you confused? Greg: First time the threat level's been blue. Just like my handsome co-anchor's lovely eyes. Terry: Stop it. Greg: Come on now, we've talked about this. Learn to take compliments. Terry: Thank you. Francine: This is a wonderful starter home. I've been saving it for a couple just like you. Woman: Pretty soon, we're gonna be more than a couple. Francine: Oh, congratulations! I just thought you were fat. Woman: We're adopting. Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own that! Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what? Stan: Possession of cocaine donuts. Man: Those are powdered sugar. Stan: Put it in a rap song, jailbird. This office is permanently closed. Man: What are you saying? Stan: I'm saying you're fired. Donald Trump: (Clearing throat) Stan: Oh, for God's sake. Somebody pay Mr. Trump. |
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