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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Stan: Here we go -- mac and cheese. (Reads box) "Boil water." What am I, a chemist? Francine: You want your money, you unsupportive jerk? Fine! (Opens cash register) Here's your $5,000 back. Stan: You made all this in one day? Francine: That's right, I did. Through hard work and giving people incorrect change. (At the "Aids Hotcakes" kiosk) Jimmy: How come no one is buying your hotcakes, Mr. Aids? Mr. Aids: Because I'm Irish, Jimmy. Because I'm Irish. Francine: Stan, I did some research on that kiosk at the mall. If you gave me $5,000 of your bonus, I could start a business selling my muffins. I think there's a real market for... Stan: Ooh, ooh, uh, I... I'm sorry... sorry to interrupt, but, uh, real quick, this is the worst idea I've ever heard. Never gonna happen, but, please, keep going. Francine: Oh, just forget it! Stan: Great call, Francine. Francine: (Sweetly) All I need is someone with a little startup money who believes in me. Stan: Francine, do you know what I'm gonna do for you? I'm gonna wear my money suit to your grand opening when you find that someone who believes in you. Steve: Dad, I'm meeting the fellas at the movies. Can I have a few bucks for popcorn? Stan: (Wearing a money suit) Do I look like I'm made of money? Francine: Stan, it's great the CIA gave you that $20,000 bonus for "Most Evasive Testimony to Congress," but at this rate, it'll be gone in no time. Stan: Hey, if I don't buy all this crap, the terrorists win. And don't tell me it's not a competition, because it so is. Klaus: (Sighs) Now I know why they say, "once you've been black, there's no going back." |
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