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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Steve: (After holding hands with Betsy) I touched her hand... her hand touched her boob. By the transitive property, I got some boob! Algebra's awesome Stan: Damn my tiny, girlish bladder! Francine: Stan, quit spying on the neighbors. (Stan looking at the neighbors through binoculars) Stan: Today's the day, Francine. Today I will finally beat that smug bastard Chuck White to church. Look at him zipping up his fly like he owns the place. Well, today I get the shady parking spot. All right, Chuck still needs a tie. He's a double Windsor man, so we have a good two minutes to... (Gasps) Good God, a clip-on! Go, go, go! Francine: Wait! My bra! Stan: No time. Just keep your arms crossed and Jesus won't see 'em! (Stan driving his SUV, pigeon crashes into windshield) Francine: Stan, you just killed a pigeon. Stan: No, I didn't. (Turns on windshield wipers, pigeon slides off the window) Francine: Stan, slow down. Is beating Chuck White so important to you that you'd put your family's lives at risk? Stan: Absolutely. Francine: You just ran through a crosswalk! Stan: No, I didn't. (Mr. Perkins is on the windshield) Francine: Hello, Mr. Perkins. (Stan turns on wipers to try to get him off, but fails) Francine: Spray him. Spray him a little. That'll loosen him up. (Stan sprays water on him, turns on wipers again, he slides off) Mr. Perkins: (On the ground) Thank you. Stan: (About the Deacon position) Huh, Deacon. Long hours, no pay, whiny churchgoers... you'd have to be an idiot to volunteer for that position. Chuck: I volunteer to be Deacon! Stan: Me, too! Francine: (About the pot-luck wake) I could make potato salad. Stan: Potato salad? Not exactly adventurous, but it gets the job done. That reminds me, we should have sex tonight. (After being tricked into eating the potato salad) Roger: You set me up, Klaus! Why would you do something so awful? Klaus: I'm German. It's what we do. Stan: Chuck... Kristy. Nice house. Chuck: Smith, you live in a house. This is a manor... so you better mind yours. (Chuck & Kristy laugh, Stan tries pulling out his gun from his jacket) Francine: No. |
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