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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Francine: Look at you two. Who would've thought guns would bring you so close together? Stan: I know. If only we could get some guns to the Middle East. Hayley: But you were paralyzed by a gun. Stan: No, I was paralyzed by you. Look, I'm not going to point fingers here, because I can't. Because of you. Stan: Hey, don't worry about me. I'm still your same old dad. What's that sound? Oh, I'm peeing. Fantastic! Hayley: (Hears laughter) What the hell! That's the burglar! Dad staged the whole thing! Francine: Yeah, I get it, Hayley. I'm unrape-able, not stupid. Hayley: I'm such a hypocrite! Francine: Honey, he was robbing us. And he was gonna force himself on me. Hayley: He said that? Francine: Well, no, but I assume. (Hayley glares) Francine: What? You think I'm not attractive enough? That-That what? That he's just skip me and go straight to you? Well, aren't we conceited? (Gunshot is heard) Hayley: I... I shot him. Stan: Murderer! Just kidding. You saved the family, kiddo. Pizza? Let's order pizza. Stan: Look, the NGA is the only thing in my life that means anything to me. Francine: (Coughing) Ahem. Stan: What, are you getting sick? Don't come near me! I can't afford to get sick! Hayley: NGA Land? A gun park?! Stan: Yeah, Sugar Mountain closed down years ago. This is basically the same thing, except instead of riding a choo-choo through Fairy Book Land, you'll ride a bullet through a mugger's chest. |
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