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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Stan: That's okay, Francine. You don't have to remember her name. You were the homecoming queen. (Puts the tiara on her) Francine: Don't, Stan. I'll look silly. Stan: If by "silly" you mean beautiful, then, yes, you do look silly. Hell, you look downright retarded. Roger: Hey, if we got your dad's missile launcher, I bet we could hit the house of the bully who went all Tom Sizemore on your eye. Steve: Oh, I wish I could get that guy back. I'd like to dress up as a girl and make him have sex with me, then say, "Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boy who hates you!" (Laughs) Roger: Yeah, let's keep that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you. Francine: Boy, whoever adopted this part of the highway is really keeping it clean. Thanks... (Reads a sign) "Ku Klux Klan." Stan: (Driving) Are we there yet? Francine: No. Stan: Are we there yet? Francine: No. Stan: Are we there yet? Francine: Stan, you're driving! Stan: (Daydreaming; shooting his gun) And you, and you, and you! Dick: Stan! Stan wake up! Stan: Huh? Oh, sorry, must have zoned out. Dick: You just shot Jackson eight times! (Jackson groans and falls to the ground) Stan: Oh my God, Jackson! Hang on, buddy, you're gonna make it! (Jackson coughs up his heart) Guy #1: It's all set, right? Guy #2: It's gonna be just like in Carrie. (Pulls rope; several squealing pigs fall on Stan) Guy #1: Pigs? It was supposed to be pig's blood. Guy #2: I didn't finish the book. Guy #1: You stopped reading after the word "pigs"? That wasn't even the end of the sentence. (At John DeLorean High School during the early '80s) Stan: Shawna, looking rad tonight. Want to dance? Shawna: Like, gag me. Girl #1: Grody. Stan: Sheesh. Uptown girls. Stan: Aw, come on, guys, no wet willies! I just Clearasiled my ears! |
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