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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (In the desert) Steve: Okay. I'm cool. Whatever life throws at me, I can take it, because I am a strong, independant, black woman... I mean, white teenager. Oh God, I'm gonna die out here! (In bed) Kazim: Oh, Hayley, that was so wonderful. But now, I'm so confused. It's like I'm not sure who I am anymore. Hayley: Why, because of that thing I did with my finger? Look, we tried something weird, and you liked it. That doesn't make... Oh, you're talking about the terrorism thing. Steve: Wow, Angelina Jolie! I have so many questions to ask you. Is that whole thing about you sleeping with knives in the bed true? God: I'm not Angelina Jolie, Steve. I'm God. I simply chose the form most pleasing to you. Steve: Oh, you're God. So, is that thing about Angelina Jolie sleeping with knives in the bed true? God: Yeah. It's messed up, isn't it? Judge: I'm sorry, counselor. What did you say your name is? Defense Attorney: Irv Rosenblatt. Judge: Guilty! Defense Attorney: Every single case! Oy, this is a tough town. Judge: While I'm sure that's a meaningful callback to an earlier conversation, I must point out that you're a man and you have broken no laws. Stan: So, what does a guy have to do to get stoned around here? Judge: We're not big on homosexuality. Stan: (With his family, about to be stoned) Damn! Oh, God, we're all going to die and our lives meant nothing, absolutely nothing! (Pause) I mean, uh, something comforting. (Smith family arrives in America; Stan kisses the ground) Hayley: Gee, dad, less than 24 hours ago you hated America. Stan: (Laughs) Shut the hell up, Hayley. Roger: Oh, and what happens in Saudi Arabia, stays in Saudi Arabia, okay? Seriously. |
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