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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bob: (After being put in Stan's prison camp) You can't do this! Stan: Uh-huh. The United States Patriot Act says I can Francine: Wanna meet her? Terry: No, I just want Greg to check out her sun-damaged skin. See, that’s the kind of leather I want for the couch in the den. Greg: Mmm, yeah, nice. (On the roof, speaking through a megaphone) Stan: Until you give the exact details of your next attack, I'm depriving you of sleep. Linda: It's two in the afternoon. Stan: No sleep! That's right. Starting to get uncomfortable, isn't it? Sure would be nice to feel the gentle embrace of the sandman's spell as he warbles his sweet... lilting... lullaby... (Snores, falls off roof) (In a jail cell) Stan: Hey, all I was trying to do was keep my country and my family safe. Prisoner: I hear you. All I was trying to do was keep my little sister safe by killing her boyfriend and eating his brain. Stan: Let's be friends. Bob: Hey, Stan. Cheese platter? Stan: Great. I'll just put it here on the international table. (Drops platter into trash can) Stan: Anyway, glad you could make it. (Starts frisking Bob) Bob: Are you frisking me? Stan: Oh, uh, frisking you? No, no, no. This is just how white people say hello. Hey, grab me a beer. (Bob bends over in front of cooler, Stan puts on a white glove) Stan: Yeah, keep digging. Cold ones are at the bottom. (Squirts cream on his glove) Bob: (Sees Stan) What the hell are you doing? Stan: What, I like to check orifices for explosives. It's a quirk, indulge me. (Bob walks off) Not very neighborly. Stan: So, what part of Islam do you hail from? Bob: Well, my parents were from Iran, but I was born in Cleveland. Stan: Really? You know, we also have a Cleveland here in America. And it'd be just super if you didn't blow it up. Francine: So, the block party starts at 3:00pm and goes 'till question mark. It's pot luck, so bring whatever you want. Stan: But not smallpox. (Laughing) Kidding. Kind of joking, but not really. Francine: Wow, I'm so proud of you. You actually are being fun. Stan: Well, Francine, F-U... N. That spells "fun." And that's what I am. A guy that spells "fun." (Playing a video game) Steve: The alien in this video game is awesome. He shoots laser beams, he levitates -- he's the coolest alien ever! (Roger glares at Steve) Steve: Oh, I didn't mean... Roger: No, no, no, no, you said it. It's out there. Now we have to live with it. Steve: Well, it's kind of true. You don't have any special powers, do you? Roger: Well, I'm a good listener. Do you know how rare that is in this universe? Steve: Yeah, that'll take down an F-14. Can't you do anything? Roger: Well, I can get my feelings hurt and throw a world-class hissy fit! (Throws game controller on the floor, walks off) Klaus: I wish he'd get sick, like ET. |
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