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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Stan: (Reading "The Erotic Reagan" book) Francine, why are you dressed so nice? Those chicks from The View aren't going to burst in here and give me a TV makeover, are they? Francine: I'm going to an art gallery. I'm trying to make a good impression on the Ladybugs. Stan: (Sadly) So... no makeover? Francine: If they like me, it's goodbye, boring routine. Hello, exciting charity events, social functions, and book clubs where we just get drunk and complain about our husbands' lack of interest. Stan: (Still reading) What, now? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. (Laughs) Not even a little. Stan: (About the dog) What the hell is that? Francine: This is Fussy. His owner was killed, and he needs a home. Stan: No way, Francine. We're Smiths, and Smiths have manly dogs. This dog couldn't be any more effeminate, even if it had 20 vaginas. And then it would just be a freakish mutant. Or a beautiful symbol of fertility. Francine: But... Stan: Forget it, Francine. We already have something girly and annoying in this house. It's called Roger. Francine: Kristy! Remember me? Francine? Oh, how I wish I could peel off your skin, put it on, and be you. I mean... hi. Stan: Damn it, Roger, I've told you a million times. No smoking in the house! Roger: And I told you, it's menthol. So, it's healthier than an apple. Stan: (Blows air horn) Francine, it's 5:58! Two-minute dinner warning! Hayley: Dad, you can't treat Mom like a... (Stan blows air horn) Stan: Sorry, Hayley, my finger slipped. Hayley: I said, you can't just... (Stan blows air horn again) Stan: That's odd. I guess this'll just have to wait until I don't have an air horn in my hand. Roger: (To Stan) Don't be starting what you can't finish, bitch. Francine: (After Linda saves her life by kissing her) What are you doing here? Linda: Duh, it's Wednesday, our grocery shopping day. Francine: Isn't that crazy? I thought my boring routine was killing me, but it ended up saving my life. And that fake lesbian kiss, what a great idea! Linda: Fake? Oh, yeah... of course. Fake. Francine: Did you find your dog, honey? Stan: Fussy is gone, let's just leave it at that. Wasn't someone trying to kill you or something? |
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