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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Stan: Uh, Deputy Director Bullock. Bullock: Gentlemen, we have a crucial mission. We found an Al-Qaeda cell camped out in the remote desert of Algeria. Stan: Are they planning an attack? Bullock: No, they're just on a camping trip. Stan: Those s'mores-making bastards! Guard: (Singing) Here in Saudi Arabia! (Gets shot) Saudi Police Officer: No singing! Hayley: (Running) I appreciate your culture! Saudi Police Officer: (Chasing Hayley) Silence, whore! Stan: Ladies, ladies. You're both Mrs. Smith. Francine: Stan, what on earth? Stan: Surprise! I got us a second wife. You know, to help with cooking and cleaning. Her name's impossible to pronounce, so I just call her "Thundercat." Hayley: Steve, come on! I'm supposed to meet the neighbor's son in 20 minutes! Steve: You know the rule. Say it, and I'll escort you to the bazaar. Hayley: (Sighs) "You're the manliest man in the history of manly men." Steve: And? Hayley: "And when you're in your late 30s, you may have a chance at convincing a long-time female friend to have awkward pity-sex with you once." Steve: Oh, yeah! Steve: My childhood died on July 18, 2003, the day Kobe Bean Bryant was charged with sexual assault. Francine: Steve... Steve: Why was he even in Colorado in the first place? Black man don't go to Colorado. Stan: Now, I've installed extra locks on the doors and windows so you won't get beheaded while I'm out. Francine: Stan? Stan: Way ahead of you. I'll find us a satellite so we can watch Lost when I get home. Just because we're stuck in this wasteland doesn't mean it's not Wednesday. Roger: I need a drink. Where's the booze? Hayley: There is no booze. Saudi Arabia is a dry country. Roger: Seriously, where's the booze? |
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