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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons
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HOMER: Note to self: stop doing anything.

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MARGE: All right, Homey, you're overstimulated. As soon as we get you home, we'll get some beer into you, and then it's straight to bed.
HOMER: Woohoo! Beer! Beer! Beer! Bed! Bed! Bed!

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HOMER: Well, of course everything looks bad if you remember it. Now where are my chili boots?

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BART: Because no one ever suspects the butterfly.

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BART: Dad, how would you like it if you were sold to an ivory dealer?
HOMER: I'd like it fine.
BART: Even if they killed you and made your teeth into piano keys?
HOMER: Of course. Who wouldn't like that, being part of the music scene?

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MARGE: He's sinking! Help him!
HOMER: No, no, I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First, I'll reach in and pull out my legs. Then, I'll pull my arms out with my face.

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ABE SIMPSON: Of course, the old man's off his rocker. If he says the dog's dead, then it has to be alive!

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HOMER: Mmm... purple.
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