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REVEREND LOVEJOY: In his letter to the Corinthians, Paul instructed them to send ten copies to the Thessalonians and the Ephesians. But the Ephesians broke the chain, and were punished...

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RALPH: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

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TV: It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
HOMER: I told you last night, no!

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BART: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them - as is my understanding.

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LEONARD NIMOY: The story you are about to hear is true, and by true I mean false. It's lies, all of it. But they are entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that what's important? The answer is no.

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HOMER: I never apologize. I'm sorry - that's just how I am.

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LIONEL HUTZ: And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state - often as a lawyer!

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HOMER: Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge! It's Chinatown.
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