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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Homer is explaining why his barbershop quartet failed) BART: What happened, Dad? Did you screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus? HOMER: All the time! It was the title of our second album! MR. BURNS: This house has quite a long and colorful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and was the setting of satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials. HOMER: Look at his eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the good Las Vegas way. HOMER: Operator, get me Thailand, T-I... and so on. PRINCIPAL SKINNER: Is this how you imagined your life, Edna? EDNA: Well, yes, but then I was a very depressed child. APU: Please do not offer my god a peanut! HOMER: Is this cartoon going on the air live? JUNE: No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live. It's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists. HOMER: Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics. |
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