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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ MULDER: Look at this, Scully: there has been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away. SCULLY: Well, gee Mulder, there's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight. MULDER: I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that. HOMER: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode. I think it was called... The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down. LISA: Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon. MR. BURNS: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash! SMITHERS: Um, well, sir... it happened twenty-five years before I was born. MR. BURNS: Oh, that's your excuse for everything! HOMER: God is teasing me! Just like he teased Moses in the desert! MARGE: Tested, Homer. God tested Moses. LISA: I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor. HOMER: Too bad we don't live on a farm. DEALER: Nineteen. HOMER: Hit me! DEALER: Twenty. HOMER: Hit me! DEALER: Twenty-one. HOMER: Hit me! DEALER: Twenty-two. HOMER: D'oh! CHIEF WIGGUM: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls... two, I suppose. |
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