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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons
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DR. NICK: Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want.

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HOMER: I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.
LISA: I'd like to believe that this time. I really would.

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HOMER: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the bible.
LISA: Really? Where?
HOMER: Eh, somewhere in the back.

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BART: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
HOMER: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.

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DR. NICK (singing): The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh-oh.

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PRINCIPAL SKINNER: Blasted woman, you parked too close! Move your car!
EDNA KRABAPPEL: I'm in the lines. You got a problem, go tell your mama!
PRINCIPAL SKINNER: Oh, don't worry. She'll hear about this.

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MR. BURNS: Who is that fireband, Smithers?
SMITHERS: That's Homer Simpson.
MR. BURNS: Simpson, eh? New man?
SMITHERS:He thwarted your campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude...
MR. BURNS: Doesn't ring a bell.

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CHIEF WIGGUM: What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?
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