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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ray: When you turned the key in the ignition, what did it sound like? Debra: The rustling of divorce papers. Debra: (angry) You changed the stone in my ring, where is my grandmother's diamond!?!?! Ray: Just like grandma...gone. Frank: I don't like games: follow the rules, pay attention, wait your turn. It's just like work dressed up like play. (Debra turns off the tv) Debra: Why don't we just sit and talk? Ray: Why? What's wrong? Frank: I thought I'd do a little Peek-a-boo with him... PEEK-A-BOO! Ray: I remember dad sayin' Peek-a-boo. Robert: Yea, me too, me too... Don't do that. Ray: I'm a pessimist! That's who I am! It's in my blood! This is where I feel comfortable, oh I'm back!! I'm back! Debra: What's wrong with winning an award? Ray: It's too good to be true. Debra: But it is true! Ray: Then it can't be good. Debra: A beautiful, famous skater has just told you how much she loves your work. How can it be better than that? Ray: I could be single. |
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