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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Marie: Kindness--that's always been my motto. Frank: Hmm, that's a slightly different motto than "Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah." Frank: Nice? I tried it once. Didn't care for it. Marie: Did the same thing happen with smart? Frank: You want books? They're all yours. Robert: Nothing Dad likes better than getting rid of knowledge. (After Ray tells Debra and Robert he feels jealous that they've been dancing with each other.) Robert: She's your wife! Debra: He's your brother! Robert: You are a sick man! Marie: Who keeps pornography for 29 years? Frank: Anyone married to you. Debra: (about Robert) Oh, his feet are fine. Ray: Yeah, fine, if you're trying to jump-start a vomit. Ray: (to Robert) That's the rule of marriage: a spouse automatically has the right to know that you deflowered a woman in front of your entire apartment building. Ray: Am I a man or what? Gianni: Yeah, you should have your genitals removed. |
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