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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Frank: I can be sweet....it takes people time to discover that. Ray: These people shouldn't be at the same table together. They shouldn't be in the same state! Ray: For the last time I'm not taking the money. I lost it, that's all. I'm a big boy alright? If I take the money what kind of message does that send to my kids? That no matter what happened you can go to your father and he'll make everything ok? Frank: You're right. You're right. Ray: What, what am I right about? Frank: You should be able to go to your father, and he should be able to make it ok. (gives Ray his money back) (Frank and Marie are quietly eating dinner) Frank: You're not talking to me? Marie: Nope. Frank: (smiling) I just keep winning. Debra: You lost $2300 to your father?!?! Ray: Relax, alright? We're gonna get the money back. Debra: How? Ray: When he dies. Frank: So Ray, you feel like a winner? Ray: Not really. Marie: Where do you want me to put this turkey? Debra: I'll tell you where you can put it... Debra's Mother: You want some yams? Mel: No, I hate yams? Ally: (dressed up as a yam) You hate yams? Debra: Aw, honey, he doesn't hate ALL yams. Mel: Yes, I do, I hate them, they're very binding! |
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