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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Frank: A blank check. You're dumber than I tell people! Robert: We've got a 10-30, better check outside. Judy: No getaway-car. Got no friends? Robert: (on the police radio) You'd better drive by later. If it's open again we'll call in a K-9 car and send in the "Bow-Wow." (to Raymond) That's a police dog. Ray: Oh, Bow-Wow is a police dog. How do you crack that code? Judy: That ain't funny! And you don't talk while we on the radio, now sit back! Robert: I told you Raymond, it's important that you do not interfere with police business. Ray: What? What police business? We've been driving around for three hours. I saw more action on my paper-route. Robert: Alright... Ray: Maybe later we can climb a tree and save a Meow-Meow. Ray: I'm not drinking this. I'll wait and see what happens to you first. Debra: So it was just the once and then you got married? Frank: It was just the once and then we HAD to get married... Marie: FRANK!!!! Ray: (singing his second verse of take me out to the ballgame) My wife Debra she's funny , she smells good... We don't have as much sex as we should. Robert: My birthday's in June! Frank: That's when we TOLD you your birthday was. Marie: It was easier that way, dear. Robert: Oh, well as long as it was easy!! Robert: So, when is my real birthday? Marie: April 6th. Robert: That's today! (long pause) Ray: .. Surprise ... (long pause) Ray: (starts singing) Happy... Birthday... to... you. |
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