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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ray: Let's see, when I proposed you were 23. You said no. Debra: Right. Ray: Then I proposed; you were 24 BOTH: No again. Ray: Right, then I took a year off to regroup then I came back with a job; BOOM, married. That would make you 32----ish. Robert: When did he get this? Marie: Oh, that's an award your brother got for his sports-column. Robert: Never ends for Raymond... Marie: Oh, poor Robbie. Robert: Everybody loves Raymond. I go to work people shoot at me, Ray goes to work and people do the wave. Then he sits down, has a hotdog, doodles on a piece of paper and they give him a trophy. Marie: I've got baking soda! I smelled something questionable in the fridge. Ray: From across the street? Marie: No, when I was here yesterday. Oh, It's worse! Marie: There's more fruit? Ray: Time to leave, Dad. Buckle up... What're you doing? Frank: I'm sucking the youth! (Later) Debra: The twins' heads smell like Old Spice. Your dad was here. Sucking the youth. Ray: (into the phone) Oh, and honey?... I love you... yeah, get used to it, I'm gonna be saying it all the time... oka... now give the phone to Mommy. Debra: I love you Raymond: ...And I you (Debra walks off) Raymond: Debra! DEBRA! Ali: (as Marlon brando) STELLA! Frank: (talking to Marie and Robert) This love stuff....we never mention it again. |
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