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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Ally pulls off Robert's Santa beard) Ally: It's Uncle Robert! Robert: (in Santa voice) No, no. I have merely assumed the body of a life form suitable to you. Ray: Robert ... you're Santa, not a Klingon. Robert: Ma told me what you did... nice. (The doctor is looking in Ally's ear and she's crying) Ray: Ok, doctor's making me do this. This is the doctor's fault, ok? Daddy is still a great man. Marie: (talking about Debra) See? You see what you're doing to her?!? Shh! Go, go, go, go she needs her rest! Frank: She should be up and moving around. She should walk it off! Ray: And Ally's favorite video, "The Little Mermaid." Ally: No, "Beauty and the Beast!" Ray: Right... (to the doctor) It's the same thing. Debra: (talking to Robert) In fact, of all the Barones I'd say that you were the most---- Ray: (stares at Debra) What? Debra: Th--- most tallest and the most darkest. Debra: What is it that you're worried about? Robert: Alright, it's just that I've been out of the loop for a while you know, and well most of the women I talk to are in handcuffs. And then half of them turn out to be men. Ray: (talking about the car) Look, you don't understand ok, we can't return it, we're gonna look ungrateful. Debra: Ray, would you rather I look like this!?!?! (scowls at Ray) Ray: You know, anger is just misdirected passion. |
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