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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Robert: (shouting) Ray! Please say we had a sister! (Raymond and Debra are in the bedroom) Raymond: Hey, what is this? Debra: Oh Gosh. I guess that's your Dad's remote. (Raymond gasps) Debra: I must've accidentally brought it upstairs with me. Raymond: This was no accident. Frank: Somebody help me! Robert: I'm writing the ticket! Frank: Fine! That's Barone, B-A-R-O-N-E, as in the man from whose loins you sprung! Ray: Whatever my wife touches falls off, so you can imagine how worried I am. Marie: Some people would consider a canoe ride romantic. Frank: Guess you didn't see 'Deliverance.' Frank: Sorry, Frankenstein's house of tooth decay is closed. Robert: Don't worry mom I still like the turkey see melts in your mouth. (Eats one piece and starts radpidly bagging on the table) Marie: We had our cholesterol checked, and were very close to the danger zone. Frank: Mine was lower than hers. Marie: One point. Frank: I'm still gonna live longer than you. Marie: What, thirty seconds? Frank: Thirty seconds in paradise! |
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