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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Frank snatches the garbage bag full of the food Marie threw out of the fridge) Marie: Where are you going? Frank: On a picnic! Out with the old bag! (points at Marie) In with the new! (holds up garbage bag) Marie: You ordered this, Frank. Frank: Why do you assume it's me? Marie: Because you're the one who wants to kill me. Frank: Okay. But I still didn't order this. Marie: Raymond, Debra is teaching me so much about cooking. Ray: You're learning cooking from Debra? Okay, (points down) so heaven is here, (points up) hell is here, it's raining monkeys, and wood is now a drink. Ray: Look at me. I'm a goofy doofus with a foofy toaster. Marie: Don't you tell me to be quiet! I have a mind of my own you know! I can contribute! I'm not just some... trophy wife! Frank: You're a trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win? Robert: Oh God, I was just thinking about my childhood, and dad, playing us in ping pong. Ray: Oh yeah, with the taunting... Robert: Yeah, and the rhyming of the scores. Ray: Ten serving three, you can't compete with me. Robert: Fourteen serving one, you're really not my son. Frank: Marie, get a mop, 'cause after I play Ray, the floor is going to be soaked with tears. Ray: Yeah, but they're gonna be your tears, 'cause it's gonna be your funeral. Frank: If it's my funeral, how could I be crying? Ray: Nice try! Frank: Hear ye, hear ye. Will all women and children please retreat to a safe distance, except for my little girl, Raymond. |
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