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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ray: Ok... Robert the thing I said about lighten up...This is a little too light. Frank: (reading student evaluations) 'After 10 minutes, I wanted to take the officer's gun... and end my misery'. (Robert is talking through his dummy, Traffic Cop Timmy) Timmy: Let's see. Marie, is it? What's the first thing you do in your car before you drive off. Marie: Well, you check your rear-view mirrors. Timmy: Good. Marie: And, make sure you're wearing your seatbelt. Timmy: Anything else? Marie: Um, no. That's it. Timmy: That's it? (turns to Robert) She thinks that's it. (turns back to Marie) How about making sure your firstborn son is in the backseat before driving off from a gas station in New Mexico! Marie: Robby, that was so long ago! Robert: Hey, I'm not the one who cares. (looks at Timmy) Debra: Uh-oh. Debra: (to Robert about him teaching trafic school) All you just need is some practice. Robert: It's not the kind of thing you can practice. It's all about relating to people. Frank: You're a dead man. Robert: How about when you used to go to school and mom would follow you there! Ray: What? That was mom?! (Robert nods) Oh my god! The crazy tree lady! I used to have nightmares about her! Robert: When was the last time you had one? Ray: Last week! Ray: Do you remember me having any dreams when I was a kid? Frank: I remember you wetting the bed. Ray: No, I mean, do you remember what I wanted to be? Frank: Dry? Frank: Welcome to "Honest Frank's Yard of Bargains!" Hi kids! Frank: I scraped the rust off this thermos, $20.00 Ray: Who do you think will buy it? Frank: People are idiots, and I'm claiming it was used by the Pope. (to a guy) Hey, you Catholic, like soup?! |
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