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Funny Quotes From The King of Queens ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Doug: Hey, look how it is! Hey Arthur, you want a beer? Arthur: Sure, that's what the airbags are for... Doug: (walking in as Arthur is walking up) Hey Arthur, what did you do today? Arthur: Oh, I had a busy day: Long story short, the shag carpet's all the same length... Doug: Why don't you let Mr. Hofferman play guitar for you. I'm sure it sounds even fruitier underwater. Carrie: Yeah? Well the fruitiest thing I've seen underwater is you my friend! Doug: So what movie are we seeing, anyway? Carrie: Casablanca. Doug: Ugh. A black and white movie. Carrie: It's a great movie. Dad, back me up here. Arthur: Casablanca? Never saw it. Carrie: You must have. Humphrey Bogart owns a cafe, Ingrid Bergman... Arthur: Don't ruin it for me! Doug: Some guy from the senior center called and wants you to take over for the weekend Arthur: I can't...Or can I? The will is their but do I have the stamina? You know what...I'LL DO IT! Doug: Couldn't Care less Doug: Yeah now I have to watch my parents for the weekend without Carrie. Deacon: Just suck it up damn, I mean they took care of you for what 18 years? Doug: Actually 27 Stephanie: It's normal to feel weird without a job, I mean you've been working steady since you were what 16? Doug: 29 Arthur: So, the fact that I'm bored to tears means nothing to you? Holly: Arthur, we invited you to play Trouble with us! Arthur: Your explanation of the rules was incomprehensible!!! |
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