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Funny Quotes From The King of Queens ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Carrie: Who takes popcorn home from the movies?? Who does that?? Doug: When they say i can get a free refill, i get a free refill!! Carrie: It's not bad! It's being thrifty. Doug: No, it's being shoplifty. Doug: Life is a big trip and we all have to stop for gas sometimes. Arthur: (to Doug) What's troubling you, son? You never looked heavier. Doug: We're the Heffernans...we've got Heffervescence Doug: Loafers AND a musical? You're really gayin' me up! Doug: Happy mozzarella trails? Note slut. Spence: Oh my God!! Tivo thinks im gay! |
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