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Funny Quotes From The King of Queens
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Deacon Palmer: Douglas S. Heffernan... whats your second name?
Doug Heffernan: Steven. And yours?
Deacon Palmer: George.

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Doug Heffernan: Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

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Doug Heffernan: There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

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Arthur: Well, time for work. The pretzel store awaits.
Doug: Off to the salt mines, huh?
Arthur: I don't follow.
Doug: It's just an expression. Plus, you work in a pretzel store.
Arthur: (confused look)
Doug: Pretzels have salt...
Arthur: Well, that's 10 seconds of my life I'm never getting back.

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Arthur: You're not throwing out these rubber bands, are you?
Carrie: They're all broken, Dad.
Arthur: So...you tie the ends together and they're just as good as new, Mrs. Rockefeller! (heads downstairs with the rubber bands) Well, there goes my day off! Right out the window!!

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Carrie: You know there's more to do in life than sitting on your ass watching TV.
Doug: Oh yeah, like what?
Carrie: I know, why don't I buy you that walkman so you can tone your abs like you said.
Doug: Oh...that was NEVER gonna happen and you KNOW it.

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Doug: Carrie, you awake?
Carrie: Yea, you?
Doug: Well, I asked you, so, uh, yea.

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Doug: I`m sorry. I'm not embarrassed by you.
Carrie: That's nice coming from a man whose wearing his house as a belt.
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