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Funny Quotes From The King of Queens ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Deacon Palmer: Douglas S. Heffernan... whats your second name? Doug Heffernan: Steven. And yours? Deacon Palmer: George. Doug Heffernan: Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. Doug Heffernan: There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Arthur: Well, time for work. The pretzel store awaits. Doug: Off to the salt mines, huh? Arthur: I don't follow. Doug: It's just an expression. Plus, you work in a pretzel store. Arthur: (confused look) Doug: Pretzels have salt... Arthur: Well, that's 10 seconds of my life I'm never getting back. Arthur: You're not throwing out these rubber bands, are you? Carrie: They're all broken, Dad. Arthur: So...you tie the ends together and they're just as good as new, Mrs. Rockefeller! (heads downstairs with the rubber bands) Well, there goes my day off! Right out the window!! Carrie: You know there's more to do in life than sitting on your ass watching TV. Doug: Oh yeah, like what? Carrie: I know, why don't I buy you that walkman so you can tone your abs like you said. Doug: Oh...that was NEVER gonna happen and you KNOW it. Doug: Carrie, you awake? Carrie: Yea, you? Doug: Well, I asked you, so, uh, yea. Doug: I`m sorry. I'm not embarrassed by you. Carrie: That's nice coming from a man whose wearing his house as a belt. |
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