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Funny Quotes From The King of Queens ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Spence: Ouch!! That has tetnus written all over it! Carrie: Excuse me? I'm not gonna throw food at my father. Doug: What about that chicken leg last week? Carrie: He threw peas at me first!! Doug: You obviously don't understand what's going on here. I'm talking high def...High def. Carrie: Ohhh, yeah...that means nothing to me. Arthur: Ah, you don't know your ass from your elbow Doug: My God. How much of that tanning stuff are you using?! Carrie: None. Doug: None?! You look like Seal! Arthur: In my book, the losers are the real winners. Doug: Then what are the winners? Arthur: They're still winners. You can't take that away from them Douglas. After all, they did win. Arthur: See, you simply put the Arthur Head screwdriver into the corresponding "A" hole of the screw. Doug: By the way, don't bother bringing him (Kirby) by the house this year. Deacon: Why not? Doug: Stupid Arthur smashed the pumpkin all over our backyard. Huge mess. Plus the neighorhood cats are taking their sweet ass time licking it up. |
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