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Funny Quotes From The King of Queens ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Arthur: Dinner in a tray. When do we land stewardess? Arthur: You love your parents more than me, admit it! Doug: Done. Arthur: Douglas! Are you alright? I heard someone screamin' like a bitch! Carrie: I just realized with you I need to lower my expectations. Doug: The lower you go, the happier you'll be. Doug: I can't believe I opened a 300 dollar bottle of wine. Danny: I can't believe I bought a rabbit! Doug: Okay, a tie that looks exactly like a trout is stupid?! Doug: Boy, the Chinese really dropped the ball when it came to the desserts, huh? Carrie: I know. It's like, what, you can't jam a fortune into a piece of fudge cake? Arthur: I don't want cheese out of pity. I want cheese out of love!! |
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