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Funny Quotes From The King of Queens ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Doug: You see, it's not about me. It's really about what's best for the company, the team. There is no "I" in IPS. Doug: Eating is not cheating! Arthur: Douglas can you do me a favor and discreatly set the drapes on fire. Doug: Are things going that bad? Arthur: Yes. She is diseased and terribly boring! Doug: That's offensive. I take my church very seriously. Arthur: I'm sorry. While you're there, say hi to the Easter bunny for me will ya? Woman: What kind of cake is this? Arthur: It is called fast cake. It tastes better the faster you eat it. Arthur: I've got news for you, sweetheart. Tonight was the first night I felt alive since you dragged me into this house. But you couldn't stand to see it, could you? No, you had to hobble me like that fat broad in Misery! Doug: How beautiful was that. I hand the girl a strategically folded coupon hiding the expiration date...she hands me a supersize popcorn. Carrie: Yeah, way to go. You outsmarted a 13-year-old girl with an eyepatch. Arthur: But i am basement Artie, i certainly would'nt want to lose that moniker. |
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