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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Charlotte: I don't know what I want, but I'm afraid if I don't you'll dump me, and if I do then I'll be up the butt girl, men don't marry up the butt girl. Whoever heard of Mrs up the butt. Carrie: She's like an international party girl. Miranda: She's a hooker with a passport. Samantha: Do you realise if she were a man, not only would we be eating right now but they'd be sending over free drinks. Charlotte: Let's just say it its the naked dress, your obviously going to have sex tonight. Samantha: A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth. Miranda: Oral sex is like God's gift to women, you can get off without the worry of pregnancy. Charlotte: Jack says I have a fire inside me. Carrie: Tell him they make a cream for that. Miranda: What's the big deal? In 50 years men are going to be obsolete anyway. Already, you can't talk to them, you don't need them to have sex with anymore as I've pleasnatly discovered. |
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