 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HumorHour.com competition - Win lots of prizes! |
|
Funny Quotes From Sex and the City ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (After Miranda finds Steve's condoms in the baby bag and Brady puts one package in his mouth) Samantha: Oh, honey relax I have those in my mouth all the time. (After Miranda finds Steve's condoms in the baby bag) Samantha: Oh, honey isn't the baby birth control enough? Miranda: They're Steve's. (On the phone) Miranda: Well, what do I tell Steve? Carrie: Blame the baby that's what they're there for. Smith: I can't do friday. Samantha: But we always do friday. It's T.G.I fuck day. (Miranda fit into her "skinny" jeans) Charlote: How'd you do it? Miranda: I got pregnant, became a single mother and lost all time to eat. Samantha: Oh, that's a diet I won't be trying. Charlotte: Is it safe to buy pot from strangers? Carrie: They're not strangers, they're our new friends with pot. (Church bells ringing) Carrie: (still high on smoking pot) Oh! Hear that? It's midnight. The official end to what will now be known as 'the day I got arrested for smoking a doobie.' HAHA! I said 'doobie.' This is great! Miranda: He was funny. And cute. Carrie: Yeah, and in town for a week! What's the point? Samantha: That is the point! It's the best possible scenario, because you know he's leaving. Carrie: But it's like whatever happens, there's an expiration date. It's expiration dating. |
 |
| ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| Copyright © 2004-2011 HumorHour.com. All rights reserved. | - Return to Top - |