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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Carrie: I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. Charlotte: Do you have another? Carrie: Ladies, I am not Tampax central. Put on list: buy tampons. Charlotte: Well, I have them at home but they won't fit in my Kate Spade purse. Miranda: Wow—Kate must have a tiny vagina. Smith, looking at his Absolut Hunk billboard: Fuck me! Samantha: Well, that's the first thing every woman in town will be saying after she sees it. Smith: It's huge! Samantha: And that's the second. Carrie: When Charles Dickens wrote "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," I believe he must have been having an affair with his married ex-boyfriend. Charlotte (to Samantha): Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be - it's the hottest spot in town - it's always open. Samantha: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me. Carrie: No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you'll never get through it without your friends. Adam: Come on, give me a little BJ, up and down a couple times, you're done, it's easy! Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'! |
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