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Funny Quotes From Futurama ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LEELA: They planted traditional college foliage: ivy, trees, hemp... FRY: I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye. BENDER: That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out. FRY: Yeah, that'd be a timesaver. LEELA: Face it, Fry, baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie. That's why they jazzed it up. FRY: Boring? Baseball wasn't... hmmm, so they finally jazzed it up. PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Good news, everyone. BENDER: Uh-oh. I don't like the sound of that. FRY: I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show called Three's Company. LEELA: Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your kleptomania or your pornography ring. DR. ZOIDBERG: In fact, that's why we love you. FRY: Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom? BENDER: Bath what? FRY: Bathroom. BENDER: What room? FRY: Bathroom. BENDER: What what? FRY: Ah, never mind. LEELA: Oh, my God, we're heading straight into a black hole! FRY: Talk about a mood killer. |
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