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Funny Quotes From Futurama ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LEELA: Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it. FRY: You know what I like best about you, Umbrielle? You find me fascinating, even when I'm not claiming to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer. DR. ZOIDBERG: Hooray, I'm useful. I'm having a wonderful time. BENDER: I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector. FRY: A what? BENDER: You know, a coward. FRY: What if the secret ingredient is people? LEELA: No, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola. FRY: Oh. How is it? LEELA: It varies from person to person. DR. ZOIDBERG: It's funny because it's poisonous. FRY: Hey, you guys, the most amazing thing happened - it's two-for-one Tuesday at Krispy Kreme! Plus there's mermaids. LEELA: I love every living creature. FRY: Even me? LEELA: As a friend. |
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