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Funny Quotes From Futurama ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Futurama originally aired in 1999 and ran until 2003 on the Fox Network before ending their run. After the success of many years of reruns and four Futurama movies the show has been renewed for a seventh season due to air in 2012 and 2013 nationwide from Riviera Maya Mexico to Disney World Florida and everyone in between. Fans worldwide sit back and wait in anticipation to see if the show will continue even further than this upcoming season. LEELA: I know you like cooking shows, but you're a robot. You don't even have a sense of taste! BENDER: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top. FRY: What if I don't want to be a delivery boy? LEELA: Then you'll be fired... FRY: Fine! LEELA: ... Out of a cannon, into the sun. ZAPP BRANNIGAN: You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread. PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Now that you're our new employees, I'd like you to have a look at our commercial. I paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl. FRY: Wow! PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Of course, not on the same channel. LEELA: We're going to deliver this crate like professionals. FRY: Aww, can't we just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it? BENDER: Too much work! I say we burn it, then say we dumped it in the sewer! ZAPP BRANNIGAN: If it is alien, we must destroy it! KIF: Um, sir... ZAPP BRANNIGAN: Right. Nobody destroy Kif. FRY: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt! BENDER: I hate people who love me. And they hate me. |
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