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Funny Quotes From Futurama ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LEELA: I know you like cooking shows, but you're a robot. You don't even have a sense of taste! BENDER: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top. FRY: What if I don't want to be a delivery boy? LEELA: Then you'll be fired... FRY: Fine! LEELA: ... Out of a cannon, into the sun. ZAPP BRANNIGAN: You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread. PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Now that you're our new employees, I'd like you to have a look at our commercial. I paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl. FRY: Wow! PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Of course, not on the same channel. LEELA: We're going to deliver this crate like professionals. FRY: Aww, can't we just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it? BENDER: Too much work! I say we burn it, then say we dumped it in the sewer! ZAPP BRANNIGAN: If it is alien, we must destroy it! KIF: Um, sir... ZAPP BRANNIGAN: Right. Nobody destroy Kif. FRY: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt! BENDER: I hate people who love me. And they hate me. |
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