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Funny Quotes From My Name Is Earl ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Joy: I want half that lotto money, Earl. Earl: Yeah? Well, I wanted a legitimate baby and a wife who didn't huff paint on Thanksgiving, but I guess life's full of little disappointments, now ain't it? Catalina: Who is this Carson Daly? Is he some sort of spiritual leader? A holy man? Randy: You’ve never seen TRL? You’ve got to start putting on some of these TVs when you’re cleaning the toilets. Earl Hickey: Don't they have special bars for the queers--I'm sorry, homosexual Americans? Donny Jones: (to Earl)No if you'll excuse me, I've gotta help a prayer buddy in the garage. When he showed up I thought he was speaking in tongues, but it turns out he was just back on the stuff. Earl: So you're all churched up now, huh. Good for you. Giving up all that hurting people. Donny Jones: Turn the other cheek now. Earl: And you got a tattoo of the Red Sea to prove it. Donny Jones: Wanna see it now. (he goes to pull down his pants) Earl: No, I'm still gonna pass on that. Earl: Why are we stopping? Randy: I think we got a flat in the back. Catalina: Yea, I heard it too. Earl: Damnit! I just got those tyres five years ago. Earl: (voiceover) Joy knew that video is the only thing close to a will I have, and normally she's not violent, but money makes people crazy. Joy: Next time you steal a camera Earl, make sure the thing works. Earl: I think I got it on. Joy: I love you Earl. Earl: I love that you love me. |
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