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Funny Quotes From South Park ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ MR. GARRISON: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. Kyle Broflovski: Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! Stan Marsh: This is pretty f***ed up right here. Stan Marsh: I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull. Chef: Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in my cafeteria! Chef: Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! Chef: Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college. Frank the sportscaster: I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. |
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