document.writeln('<font face=Verdana,Arial size=1 color=#000000><b>Thats Not Fair</b></font><br><font face=Verdana,Arial size=1 color=#000000>A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer making love to a beautiful woman.<br><br>"Thats not fair," he complained. "I face torment for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it making love to a beautiful woman."<br><br>"Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question her punishment?"</font>');
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