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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ April 30, 2006 Swiss to extend mountain The Little Matterhorn in the Swiss Alps is about to get bigger after officials announced plans to build an 'extension'. The 3,883 metre high Klein Matterhorn is overshadowed by its bigger brother which, at 4,478 metres, is the seventh highest mountain in the Alps. Source: Ananova Thieves Steal Trailer Filled With Red Bull A trailer containing $100,000 worth of Red Bull energy drinks seemingly grew wings. A truck driver reported last weekend that his 53-foot trailer containing 2,880 cases of the energy drink was stolen. Source: ABC News Teen squirts milk through his eyes An Indian teenager has become famous for his ability to take in milk through his nose and to squirt it out of his eyes. Praveen Kumar Sehrawat sucks milk up his nostrils and squirts it up to 12ft through his tear ducts, reports Asian News International. Source: Ananova Retired Teacher Gets $1,100 Cable TV Porn Bill A 62-year-old retired schoolteacher from Yonkers is fighting with Cablevision over an $1,100 bill for porn and gangster rap. Claudia Lee said the charges appeared on her February bill, one month after she bundled her Cable TV, computer and phone services together with Cablevision. Source: cbs2.com Croc snatches chainsaw A crocodile agitated by a chainsaw's noise chased the man operating it and snatched it off him. Freddy Buckland was cutting a dead tree that had fallen against a saltwater crocodile pen in Australia. Source: Ananova April 29, 2006 Top cop arrested for bank robbery A German police commissioner has been arrested for robbing a bank near his police station. The 52-year-old was caught after using his girlfriend's car as a getaway vehicle. Source: Ananova Man beaten for allegedly selling vitamins as meth Helena police have arrested three men in connection with a drug deal gone bad — for the dealer, that is. According to court documents filed Tuesday, Curtis James Alexander, Charles Michael Herrald, and Seneca Lee Wiley robbed and assaulted a Helena man recently after he allegedly sold them crushed vitamins instead of methamphetamine. Source: HelenaIR.com Woman find love through Xbox A couple are planning to marry after they "met" while playing their Xbox's 4,300 miles apart. Claire Wilcox played Xbox golf with American Shane Nelson after he joined her virtual game online. Source: Ananova People Brew Own Gas To Beat Pump Prices Some people have become so desperate to find cheaper fuel for their cars they've begun making ethanol at home. There are dozens of Web sites explaining how to make ethanol from homemade stills. Source: WFTV.com MP let niece vote A Romanian politician is under investigation for letting her niece cast a vote in parliament on her behalf. Norica Nicolai, a senator in the upper house, left the chamber but told her niece, who had been visiting for the day, to vote against an opposition-backed economic law.Ananova |
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