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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ April 26, 2006 Doctors find 12 nails in man's skull US doctors found 12 nails stuck in the skull of a man who came in complaining of a headache. Medics believe the man fired the two-inch nails into his head himself in a bizarre suicide bid - but somehow survived. Source: Ananova Naked Man Rescued From Chimney, Charged Police said they arrested a man who spent five hours naked and stuck in the chimney of his stepmother's California home. Police said Michael Urbano locked himself out of the house early Saturday morning and decided to get in on a cable TV wire through the chimney. Source: WFTV.com Honest beggar rewarded A Mexican beggar who found a bag of jewellery in a dustbin returned it to its rightful owners. Alberto Gonzales, 48, found a bag containing five gold necklaces and four diamond rings in a bin in Mexico City. Source: Ananova Burglary Suspect Arrested After Surveillance Camera Snaps Photo Titusville police arrested the man they said was caught in the act of breaking into a car. Like a deer in the headlights, the man was photographed looking straight at the camera of a homemade security system. Police said it was 18-year-old Robert Pilling. Source: WFTV.com Romania's first registered witch A Romanian woman has become the country's first legally registered witch. Gabriela Ciucur, 31, from Targu Jiu, persuaded authorities to accept witchcraft as a profession after months of negotiations. Source: Ananova April 24, 2006 Michael: Catherine can't boil water Michael Douglas says his wife Catherine Zeta Jones is a nightmare in the kitchen - and "can't boil water". Michael revealed Catherine's lack of culinary skills while discussing her role as a chef in new movie Mostly Martha. Source: Ananova Couple run away together by getting married in London marathon A British couple gave a new twist to the idea of running away together by competing in the London marathon in their wedding clothes and getting married halfway around the course. Source: Yahoo News Taco Bell worker charged with felony after spitting into drink A Stafford County fast food employee is facing felony charges after a man told police she spat in his drink. Eighteen-year-old Shaleesheya Ford is charged with adulteration of food, obstruction of justice and making a false report. Source: wkyc.com Suggestive name puts eatery, city at odds In a city aspiring to be defined by its good taste, a new Mexican restaurant, the Pink Taco, is opening with a name that some find offensive.Scottsdale Mayor Mary Manross was so put off by the name, a slang term for vagina, that she asked its owner to change it. Source: azcentral.com £1,700 nightcap A cognac produced during the French revolution is said to be the most expensive drink on sale in Britain. The 1790 bottle of cognac is behind the bar at The Lanesborough in London, reports the Mirror. One glass would set you back a cool £1,700.Ananova |
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