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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ April 11, 2006 Mother-in-law for sale A man is so sick of his mother-in-law he is selling her on eBay. Steve Owen, 42, published a photo of 50-year-old Caroline Allen under "Collectables And Weird Stuff" on the internet auction site - describing her as "used". Source: Ananova Veiled Egyptian lover caught red-footed An Egyptian man who routinely donned the full Islamic veil to visit his mistress incognito was tipped off by his unfeminine shoes in the Cairo metro's women-only carriage. Source: Yahoo News Legless man told to pick asparagus An unemployed German man with no legs has been told to get a job picking asparagus. Winfried Gutschwager, 47, said he was outraged when he received a letter from his local job centre saying they had found him a job harvesting asparagus. Source: Ananova Mistake wins lottery millions for Australian granny An Australian grandmother who made a mistake filling out her usual lottery entry on a new form has won more than two million dollars (1.7 million US) as a result. Source: Yahoo News Librarians ban visible underwear A Swedish school library is refusing to lend books to pupils if their underwear is showing. Pupils of Tullbro School in Falkenberg do not have to wear a uniform but librarians are clamping down on some teenage fashions. Source: Ananova April 8, 2006 Free rent for sex in New York Wealthy New Yorkers are advertising rent-free rooms to women in exchange for sexual favours. The New York Daily News reports the trend and lists a number of ads on the popular Craigslist.org website. Source: Ananova Feds Want to Seize Suspects' Grillz Talk about taking a bite out of crime - government lawyers tried to remove and confiscate the gold dental work known as grillz from the mouths of two men facing drug charges. Source: My Way News Drunk broke into flat to cook pork chops A New York state man has been arrested for breaking into an apartment and cooking pork chops while drunk. The 37-year-old, of Glen Falls, New York state, has been charged with burglary and criminal mischief, reports the Post Star. Source: Ananova Judge's Error Causes Inmate To Serve 10 Years Too Many A man who spent 10 years too many behind bars because of a judge's sentencing error walked free Friday into the arms of his family. Leonard Brown, 47, spent more than half his life behind bars after a judge wrongly sentenced him to 99 years on a robbery conviction that should have brought him a 15-year term instead. Source: WFTV.com Giant bunny attacks veg Allotment owners have called in armed guards to protect their vegetables - from a rabbit. The gigantic rabbit is so powerful it can pull prize leeks out the ground - and eat whole rows of onions, parsnips, and carrots.Ananova |
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