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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ April 5, 2006 Webcam gigs get girl record deal An unknown singer has signed a huge record deal after staging webcam gigs from her basement. Sandi Thom was signed RCA/SonyBMG after they saw her gigs on the net. Source: Ananova McDonald's Sets 'Online Casting Call' Want to get your face in front of 50 million people? Here's your big chance - have it featured on a McDonald's cup or bag. The world's largest fast-food company announced what it called an online casting call Monday, giving customers a chance to be featured on its packaging used daily in more than 100 countries. Source: My Way News Striker scalds privates A Premiership footballer had to miss a match - after scalding his privates with boiling water. Kevin Kyle was feeding eight-month-old son Max when the accident happened, reports the Mirror. Source: Ananova Tired of male domination, 5 Saudi women change sex Tired of playing second fiddle to men in conservative Saudi Arabia, five women decided if you can't beat them, join them. Al Watan newspaper said the five women underwent sex change surgery abroad over the past 12 months after they developed a "psychological complex" due to male domination. Source: My Way News Jet2 boss hits out at 'lazy frogs' The chief executive of a British no frills airline has branded the French "lazy frogs" for the second time in a week. Philip Meeson, chief executive of Jet2.com, was angry that one of his planes was delayed flying back to Britain by protesting French students. Source: Ananova April 4, 2006 Snake found in broccoli A woman opened a bag of broccoli and found a live snake. Tina Cosby was preparing tea for her family when she spotted the foot-long grey and black snake curled around the veg. Source: Ananova Accused Flasher, Cop Impersonator Arrested Police zipped up a series of flasher incidents with the arrest of a man who had exposed himself to two teens in a Wal-Mart and then impersonated an undercover police officer hunting for the suspect. Source: My Way News Inventor develops digital tombstone A Dutch inventor has developed a digital gravestone with an LCD display showing pictures and films. The tombstone has an infrared sense which activates the display when anybody stands in front of the grave. Source: Ananova Inmate ran purchasing for state agency Until three weeks ago, the state's emergency management agency employed a prison inmate to oversee its purchasing and for a time did not restrict his access to a storage area where guns were kept, The Tennessean has learned. Source: Tennessean.com London 'too risky' for US school band A US high school marching band has been banned from taking part in a London festival - because it's too dangerous. Education officials in Florida feared the 140-member band from Fort Myers High School might be caught in a terrorist attack.Ananova |
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