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Sports Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Irishman and Tiger Woods On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a petrol station in a reamote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. -"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two peggs fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. -"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant. -"They're called peggs" replies Woods. -"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. -"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", Woods says. -"Feckin Jeysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at Volvo tink of everything!" Source: Unkown |
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