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Bill Clinton's Excuses For His Sex Scandals
* Excuse me "Your Honor," but she was on top.

* I didn't want people to confuse me with the Pope on TV.

* She's not THAT young. In Arkansas, the age of consent is only 16.

* Hey, at least she's prettier than Paula Jones or Jennifer Flowers.

* I had to show the American People that I WASN'T impotent for my second term in office.

* I was jealous of Nixon with his "Tricky Dick" nickname.

* I didn't leave a message on her voicemail. Get with it. This is the 90's, I sent her E-MAIL!

* See I'm not a Lame duck. She said I was pretty GOOD!

* My real name is not William Jefferson Clinton. It's William KENNEDY Clinton.

* I couldn't control myself. It was genetic. I was in her jeans--oops, I mean it was in my genes.

* I didn't insert!


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